Totally Fucked
Totally Fucked
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You rolled outta bed this morning feeling like a bag of dicks. The {reason is clear|situation is obvious. You are fucked. Your whole damn world is a complete disaster. You {tried tofight it, but the {truth|damn facts hit you like a train wreck. This shit is serious. There's no escape hatch in sight. You are beyond repair.
- The world's problems
- More things
Damn and Destroyed
This motherfucker really screwed this time. He thought he could pull it off, but now he's deep in shit. Looks like his story is shattered. He's gonna be paying the piper for this one.
- Facing him straight.
- Payback is a motherfucker.
- Think he learned his lesson.
Let this be a warning to all you idiots out there: don't fuck around. You'll get busted eventually.
Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad like
Man, things are going south. I'm so toast right now, it's not even believable. I tried to fix this whole mess, but it just went haywire out of my grasp. Now I'm drowning in a sea of disaster, and I don't know how to getsave myself.
- I need to calm down before I crack under pressure.
- Maybe tomorrow will be different.
This messed My Life Up
Dude, I swear this shit has totally/completely/absolutely screwed me up. Like, literally, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels like everything I do just ends in disaster. Maybe I should just give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.
- I'm so tired of this/
- Help me!/I need a break!
- What am I going to do?/How did I get here?
Living That Fucked Existence
Dude, this whole thing is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's check here a battle against boredom, and the only real escape is another hit of that good whatever. You gotta laugh through the bullshit, grind your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Truth is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps things interesting, right?
This Shit's Busted Right Now
I'm dead inside, man. Things are just total garbage. I feel like I'm about to explode. It's all beyond belief. This whole situation is pushing me over the edge. I just need a damn beer and maybe some time.
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